Private Parking..

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5 reasons not to work on a Computer service desk.

Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”
Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”

Tech Support:: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

 Tech Support: “What’s on your screen right now?”
Customer: “A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store.” 

Tech Support:: “What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Pentium.”

Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?”

A dogs work is never done..

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How not to take a photo (branching out).

Nissse surprise.

I was not sure whether to put this in the humour catagory but here it is:

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Right weight wrong height

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Not working.

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Die

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A joke a day

I have deicided to add a Humour catagory to this blog as I think it is important to have a bit of a laugh or at least a happy thought everyday, if you would like to be added to my list send me your joke and if its liked I will publish it.

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